Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
What I love most about seeing my girlfriend is hearing her voice. When we first met, it was the first time listening to her actual voice, as opposed to the one coming out of a tinny speaker I’ve listened through for so many years; it was so startling I had to stop our conversations just to voice my astonishment. Now I’m more accustomed to how she sounds in person, but it’s so refreshing and pleasant after hundreds of hours of our phone calls. Also, I miss out on the body language, which is also nice. We’ll be sitting at our diner and I’d just stare at her like a creeper, because now I can see her right in front of me, talking, laughing, smiling, and I know I can reach out and touch her whenever I so choose (and I often do).
here man i got the perfect book for u
with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands
My boyfriend saved this image with the vague plan of rebloging some silly post of mine with it.
He smartly decided to not do that.
proof that The Beatles were sassy motherfuckers
Cats Don’t Dance
"Even though betamax was clearly the superior product." I somehow guess that was a Kevin liked joke.
Wasn’t a joke, merely the truth!
when you find out your friend shares your kinks
Best moment of my life <3
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
Movie Cute Redesigns by Matsuda Yuusuke
I’m re-blogging this strictly for the Linda Hamilton.